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I was born in 1958 and plead guilty

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“The boomers’ most egregious fuckup was getting married and bearing children that would have to witness and inherit the world they built.”

Worst Ways Boomers Screwed Over Millennials
Worst Ways Boomers Screwed Over Millennials
Not to point fingers, but if you were born between 1946 and 1964, you might have had a hand in ruining the world for every single generation that will ever be born after you. Here are the worst ways that baby boomers screwed over millennials.
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The Onion’s customary accuracy

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Democrats, Republicans Spar Over Whether Judge ?Unnamed Black Woman? Qualified For Supreme Court
Democrats, Republicans Spar Over Whether Judge ?Unnamed Black Woman? Qualified For Supreme Court
WASHINGTON?Digging in for what could become a weeks-long battle, Democratics and Republicans in Congress reportedly began sparring Thursday over whether Judge Unnamed Black Woman was qualified for the Supreme Court. ?I?m shocked that President Biden, who was elected to office with the promise that he would bridge?
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The Onion’s customary accuracy

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Democrats Spooked By Loss In Virginia Vow To Work Twice As Hard To Muddle Their Agenda
Democrats Spooked By Loss In Virginia Vow To Work Twice As Hard To Muddle Their Agenda
WASHINGTON?Unsettled by the party?s dismal performance in the Virginia governor?s race, Democratic leadership vowed Wednesday to work twice as hard in the coming months to muddle their agenda. ?Last night was a wake-up call that we need to refocus our efforts on alienating the American voter with vague goals and?
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No wonder there’s a market for them

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Study Finds Virus Frequently Fooled By Fake Vaccine Card
Study Finds Virus Frequently Fooled By Fake Vaccine Card
BALTIMORE?A new study released Friday by researchers at Johns Hopkins University revealed that the novel coronavirus Covid-19 was frequently fooled by fake vaccine cards. ?We found that when presented with a counterfeit vaccination card, Covid-19 was unable to distinguish it from the real thing approximately 7 out of?
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